Before niggas thinking im dissing Cudi... I'm NOT... i've met Cudi, spoke to him etc. niggas a VERY good dude and i'm happy for him... so DEAD that... Moving along, the nigga has a kilt (which is for Irish Men) on, a kilt is a skirt (skirt's are for women)... Seeing as Cudi is neither Irish, or female...Cudi need's to take that shit off... Fashion Fashion Fashion yadda yadda yadda yadda... Fuck All that...
This shit is hilarious... but let's not ignore the underlying issue... how many niggas do I give a pound on a daily basis are actually pounding man booty on the low. It's a ugly truth in society that 34 percent of black men who have sex with men reported having had sex with women I will be tackling this subject on the mix tape... i rap a TAD bit better than her... but the point isnt lost. How many of your friend's are fucking butt licking queers? Does it matter? Do You Care? Would You Care? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Reports are circulating that mogul Jay-Z will take his wife Beyonce Knowles’ last name in an effort to maintain her family’s legacy.
The power couple, who wed in a private ceremony in April 2008, will exchange surnames. Jay-Z, real name Shawn Carter, will now be known as Shawn Knowles-Carter. Beyonce will keep Jay’s last name and remain Beyonce Knowles-Carter as listed on the wedding certificate.
According to an anonymous source, the move will ensure the Knowles name lives on, since Beyonce’s parents have no sons, and Beyonce sister Solange Knowles’ son Daniel Julez Smith, Jr carries his father’s last name.
“They want to keep Knowles because Beyonce’s parents didn’t have any sons and they’re keen to keep the name going strong, especially if they don’t produce any children themselves,” the source stated to the UK's Daily Star.
Beyonce’s parents Tina and Matthew Knowles are currently going through a divorce after 29 years of marriage. Both parties have stated the separation will be private and joint business ventures would continue.
Jay-Z concluded his year with the success of his latest album Blueprint 3. The LP spawned the hit single “Empire State of Mind,” earning the Brooklyn superstar his 11th #1 album and breaking Elvis Presley’s record.
At press time, Jay-Z and Beyonce are enjoying a holiday vacation in the Maldives.
So i'm watching FOOTBALL today and it just came to me, MEN (echo)))))) WE'RE BEING HORNSWAGGLED... we are being slowly and surely phased out of society. Obviously we're not being shipped out in droves to ALL MALE CASTRATION/Death Camp's (Not Yet) but we are becoming a society of Estrogen Induced, Skinny Jean, TMZ Gossiping, OPRAH watching, Handbag Carrying Pansies... (Fuck is this nigga doing? NIGGAS GETTNG LACE FRONT WIGS!) That shit is Flagrant...
In every facet of society i'm seeing that us "MEN" real MEN... Liquor Guzzling, Best Friend Fucking, Football Watching, Head Stomping, Stand Up Guys... are being quietly squeezed out the equation and being replaced. Look at Mass Media and your Day 2 Day social interaction for evidence... "sensitivity is more important than truth", "feelings are more important than facts", "commitment is more important than individuality", "safety is more important than fun". You have Oprah and all these women (and YOU) Lynching the little liteskin nigga Chris Brown without knowing a piece of the facts... They Killing Tiger in the media right now, same Women speaking on infidelity are sucking there pool boys penis.
What ever happened to the gold old day's... I grew up on Gangsta Rap, not niggas throwing on Instrumental's and crying... I grew up on American Gladiators, and Karate Flicks on Channel 5 every Saturday. Movie's Like Terminator and Cobra... Pro Wrestlers were fat and tough, now they look like Laguna Beach reject's (Wrestling's PG-13 now by the way) They didn't even let John Mclane yell "Yippee ki yay mother fucker" in the Last DIE HARD! Fuck that I can't take this shit no more...
I'M FIGHTING BACK!
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I am dropping a Tape entitled "The Un-Pussification of Man" this tape is going to be the most MANLY disc/download in Hip Hop History... no emo tracks, no romance, just pure debauchery, 100% slapping dick on clit ring ignorance, yes I just typed that. When is it dropping?
WHEN IM GOOD AND GODDAM READY! Cause that's how men do it...
After long night's of laboring in "The Danger Room" (My Home Studio for those not in the know), The Cheap Thrills EP is finally completed. This EP is a product of alot of Liquor, Chinese Food, Sour Power Straws (Green One's I luv them shit's) and Red Bull. I enjoyed the shit out this eXperience and I really wanna take this time out to thank everybody who has been supportive of me in my life's journey musically or otherwise.
Breakdown! Cheap Thrills feat. Raul We recorded this at 8 in the fucking morning... you can't tell though. WIDE AWAKE lol... I really was just having fun with the rhyme pattern on here. I wanted the track to have that Cheesy Carnival feel to it. I got a pair of Sneakers for whoever can tell me where the quote at the start of the song comes from. "I Like The Pain, I Like The Misery, I LOVE THIS WOOOOORRRRLLLDDDD" Good Shit lmao... The Sweetest Hangover (It's Liquor Stupid) This record I was really just reminiscing on my drunken day's... I had begun to use Liquor as a coping mechanism. To the point I was neglecting my duties as a man, lover, and artist. I came to the realization that Georgi was becoming like my new girlfriend... I put it before everybody else, I had a dark period last year that ended in a intervention of sorts. This song's a product of that struggle. NO GUTS NO GLORY! I said that at the end cause if u aint throwin up your guts the next morning u aint drink right... NO GUTS NO GLORY lol.... Like... Um Really (Skit {LOUD}) A lil skit, just some random shit I always say... A list of Cheap Thrills of mine. I put it to a beat Voila... I EQ'd it a little louder to annoy people hope it worked lol. Power U feat. Dallas The Kid I think this might be the 1st one we recorded for the project. Concept is basically "We Lu Sum Gewd PusC" you gotta read that with the retard voice makes it funnier... SEE! Yeahhhh... that's it. I just let all my perverted thoughts explode out on this shit... and Dal did his fucking number's. Hope your mom's got that Good Power U cause ima fuck her if u dont like this shit. Shades @ Night feat. Raul Classic... Nuff Said...
So that's it. 5 songs... that's an EP. DONT hit me saying it aint long enough and shit FUCKAZ... Note... the mix is suppose to give it a cassette tape feel... long live the old school u geeky fuckerz....
October we will be releasing "The Cheap Thrills EP" DELUXE a FULLY MASTERED GLOSSY VERSION... with 2 NEW SONGS! and a free gift if you order the hardcopy version. Stay tuned...
Anthony Allison was your stereotypical, average, run of the mill New York City project youth... peeing in elevator's, humping loudmouth hoe's and throwing glass bottles off of rootops at housing worker's for kick's. This all changed after a chance encounter with a $10 bottle of Blue Georgi Vodka and a random bitch from Crushspot.com would change his life forever. After the soreness went away... he went from a mild mannered, humble aspiring rapper to a Gaping Asshole... able to leap smut bitches in a single bound, fistfight drunktardly and write lyric's to wack beat's. These are his memoir's, these are his stories...NOW FUCK OFFFFFF!!!!!!!
